Accept my CHALLENGE YOU PANSIES

[Earthsoul]

My god what do I have to do to get a game of Chess around here:) Thraska is so SLOW.... He hasnt even made a move yet.

[Desdaemona]

That bastard hasn't even accepted my challenge to him. He's a tard.

[Thraska]

Jesus. There I accepted all the challenges against me. It will take me like a week or more to move. I am sure.

[Griphus]

:-x THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE.

:pint: Have a drink, it'll be fun.

[Intervention]

How the fuck do you play chess here?

[Desdaemona]

Well, you start by clicking the link to Chess on the Main Menu.

[Zalasta]

Will somebody that I'm playing against MAKE A FUCKING MOVE?!

[Earthsoul]

THRASKA MOVE!

[Desdaemona]

You know, for someone who once claimed he'd whoop my ass at chess, he's not very eager to prove himself...

Aaron, quit being such a pussy and play some damn chess.

[Griphus]

I thought you were talking about me...

I put my WTF face on because I suck at chess.

[Grimholtt]

Wait a minute... You suck at chess, Timo?!?!? Surely you jest. Is this some sort of sick, underplaying your ability to suck in the unwary, strategy?

[Thraska]

I moved... quit your bitching...

So far my strategy is working... I have already won a game.

[Griphus]

Thraska wrote:
So far my strategy is working... I have already won a game.

Hahahahahaha - second funniest thing I've seen all day.

And yes, josh, I am horrible at chess. I don't have the attention span for more than about 15 moves or so, then my mind starts to wander.

[Thraska]

Griphus wrote:
I don't have the attention span for more than about 15 moves or so, then my mind starts to wander.

Yeah its a little slow for me. It painfully slow on the boards... so I just make it more slow.

[Grimholtt]

When I was a kid, I played it with my penpal from Sweden by mail. You want to talk about slow.